Vomit Collectors
Everyone knows how extravagant and decadent Roman banquets
could be. There were multiple courses and loads of wine to be consumed and the
feasting lasted all night. But how did these people manage to eat non-stop for
so long? Well, according to Seneca, the Romans vomited so they could eat and
they ate so they could vomit. Apparently, according to Cicero, Julius Caesar
escaped an assassination attempt because he felt like vomiting after dinner.
Instead of going to the latrine to do the deed, where his assassins were
waiting in anticipation of this, he decided to vomit in his bedroom (yuk!) and
so missed getting bumped off on that occasion. However,
most Romans didn't feel it was necessary to leave the dining room in order to
vomit. For this reason, they usually had bowls lying around, especially for
this purpose, but other times they would just bend over and puke all over the
floor. Who would think that there was a slave whose 'job description' was to
crawl around on all fours under the dining couches and mop all this mess up.
This unfortunate person was the 'Vomit Collector'. Seneca describes the
delightful scene: When we recline at a banquet, one [slave] wipes
up the spittle; another, situated beneath, collects the leavings [vomit] of
the drunks. “And it's not as if the poor slave could get out for a bit of fresh
air for a few minutes. As we can read in "Trimalchio's Banquet", part
of the Satyricon by Petronius, Trimalchio, an ex-slave who had become
rich, had the following inscription put up on the premises: "NO SLAVE
TO LEAVE THE PREMISES WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE MASTER. PENALTY ONE HUNDRED
LASHES." One would think that an ex-slave would show some
understanding, but sadly, like the worst of the nouveau riche of today, he was
just as bad as those socially above him.
Inevitably, some people who can’t handle the twists and
turns of rollercoasters end up losing their lunches. But have you ever thought
about the person who has to clean it all up? Meet Rhys Owen, the official vomit
collector at Thorpe Park, a theme park in England. The park needed a dedicated
‘chunder-cleaner’, as they so charmingly put it in Britain, for a particularly
stomach-churning ride. “Although being responsible for cleaning up peoples’
puke is a bit gross, I am up for taking on the chunder challenge,” says Owen.
“I absolutely love rollercoasters and the perk of being able to ride them for
free makes the sick collection worth it – I may have to invest in a nose peg
though!” Believe it or not however, this particular odd job has its roots in
ancient Roman history. According to the history books, the ancient Romans
loved to eat and eat and eat practically nonstop. So just how did they manage
to do this? They basically puked where they sat and it was the lowly vomit
collector whose ‘job description’ it was to crawl around on all fours under the
dining couches and mop all this mess up. YUCK!
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